Wednesday 3 December 2008

Pugilism And The Single Baby

This week I have been mostly learning how to sit up on my own for the first time, and also splitting Mummy's lip open and breaking her nose. It's a funny shape now but I'm sure it will grow back. It's not as if it hasn't been broken about nine times already.

Mike Tyson, eat your heart out. Eighteen years, and your milk is mine.

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